How to Deal with an Existential crisis
Keep a log of how many you see each day in a notebook.
Categorize the squirrels by color and size.
IE: Tall, grande, venti,
Gray, dark gray, not sure, but I know it was a squirrel.
Make sure to look everywhere for squirrels
At the end of the year add up the squirrels you counted
Try counting the squirrels on your bus ride home.